stoned (adj.)

• asleep
• blind
• blotto
• boozy
• canned
• cataleptic
• catatonic
• cold
• comatose
• dead
• disguised
• doped
• drugged
• drunk
• helpless
• high
• hopped-up
• inebriated
• muddled
• narcotized
• oblivious
• out
• paralyzed
• pixilated
• plastered
• semiconscious
• senseless
• spaced-out
• stiff
• unconscious