college (n.)
- academe
- academia
- alliance
- assemblage
- association
- axis
- band
- bloc
- body
- caboose
- can
- chokey
- coalition
- combination
- combine
- confederacy
- confederation
- cooperative
- corps
- council
- federation
- gang
- group
- grouping
- hoosegow
- jug
- league
- lockup
- machine
- mob
- multiversity
- normal
- partnership
- prison
- ring
- society
- stir
- union
- university
- varsity
A college joke to cure the dumps.
But thousands die without or this or that,—
Die, and endow a college or a cat.