wooden (adj.)
- arid
 - awkward
 - barren
 - blank
 - bloodless
 - blunt
 - buckram
 - bumbling
 - cardboard
 - characterless
 - clumsy
 - cold
 - colorless
 - dead
 - deadpan
 - dim
 - dim-witted
 - dismal
 - dopey
 - dreary
 - dry
 - dull
 - dusty
 - effete
 - elephantine
 - empty
 - etiolated
 - expressionless
 - fishy
 - flat
 - gauche
 - glassy
 - halting
 - ham-handed
 - heavy
 - heavy-handed
 - ho-hum
 - hollow
 - impassive
 - inane
 - inept
 - inexpressive
 - insipid
 - jejune
 - leaden
 - lifeless
 - low-spirited
 - maladroit
 - muscle-bound
 - obtuse
 - pale
 - pallid
 - pedestrian
 - plodding
 - pointless
 - poker-faced
 - poky
 - ponderous
 - slow
 - slow-witted
 - sluggish
 - solemn
 - spiritless
 - sterile
 - stiff
 - stilted
 - stodgy
 - stuffy
 - superficial
 - tasteless
 - tedious
 - unexpressive
 - unhappy
 - vacant
 - vapid
 - weighty
 
Round-heads and wooden-shoes are standing jokes.
Wooden walls of England.